OUR LADY OF NARCISSUS

 A priest said, “I believe in hell.  My personal soul will last beyond this earth and endure beyond this universe.  If my eternal soul is not saved, I will be condemned to the lake of fire for all eternity.” 

 The Gadfly said, “When Narcissus became obsessed with his own reflection in the water, he fell into the pool and drowned.  Be careful not to obsess over your soul.  Or you shall drown in the lake of your own self-importance.”